The gloomiest prospect on Valentine’s Day, apart from being single of course, is to be breaking up! However, it need not be that depressing and heart-breaking after all. Surprised? Read on to get convinced that this could indeed be the day of your liberation:
1. To Save the Money on Gifts:
Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day is the time she expects gifts, dinner and a whole lot of other fancy nothings. If you are anyway over her, save yourself the trouble - and the dough - and break up!
2. To Stay Away from the Crowd:
Mushy couples walking hand-in-hand are a common sight on this love-struck day! Avoid the disgusting atmosphere and the romantic entanglement altogether!
3. To Spend Time with Family:
So, you are mamma’s boy and always were! Stay home and keep away from the evil ways of the demanding lady who is your so-called girlfriend.
4. To Be the Most Aloof Couple Around:
If the relationship has gone sour, it is best to avoid making a public display of it. What better day to call it quits than Valentine’s Day.
5. To Be Open to Other Relationships:
Getting suffocated in a relationship never helped anyone. Split up on this day so you can make yourself available to others more easily.
6. To Mingle with other Singles:
When you make yourself available, you also get the chance to spot others flashing a ‘single’ status. On V Day, especially, all lonely hearts lead to one direction – companionship. So, break up with the past girl so you can spot the next one!
7. Because You’re a J.Lo Fan:
Jennifer Lopez broke up with Sean P. Diddy Combs way back in the year 2001 right on Valentine’s Day. If she can, why can’t you?
8. To Have a Wild Night Instead:
Free and wild – that could be your status if you break up on this lovelorn day!
9. To Party with Your Single Friends Instead:
Get together with your single buddies and celebrate your newfound singlehood! Revel in the joy of being out of the entanglement!
10. To Become Strong and Self-Sufficient:
Get philosophical in life. Learn to live without love. If you are on the path to self-exploration, there could be no better day that this to ask the lady to walk out that door!
11. To Avoid Meeting Her Parents:
Too afraid to meet her parents? Break up – on Valentine’s Day! They will never forgive you and never think of ever meeting you!
12. So You Can Prove To the World You’re TOUGH:
You need not stay with the woman you can no longer stand, but are hanging out with merely for the sake of societal pressure. Break up and be a man!
13. Because You’re A Sadist:
You have been just waiting for the opportunity to make her feel horrible, so why wait until another day to do it!
14. This Was Your Idea of Revenge:
Ok, so the very reason you chose to be with her was so you could seek your revenge. And the day to do so has arrived!
If you have been looking for a reason and want ‘out’ of a relationship, there could be no better day than Valentine’s Day! Have fun!
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