Why Women are Crazy

“What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman is” – Unknown. A famous legend goes like this: God granted one wish to a man. Man’s wish - “God, please turn my two-storey house into a mansion”. God said,” Your wish is too materialistic. Ask for something that is not monetary. Something that is close to your heart, something you can feel”. Man thought about it and replied, “I want to understand the woman in my life. I want to know what she feels and what makes her happy”. God replied, “Do you want a garden on the terrace of your mansion, or a swimming pool?” Well, even God can’t understand women and you know why? Because women are crazy! What makes us say so? Let’s find out:

She is Always Pissed Off

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“Oh God, what are you doing!”, “Why are you wearing this?”, “Why don’t you behave when someone is around!”, “Why are you so gross!” Arghh!!! These are accusations cleverly moulded into
the form of questions. Wonder why these women can’t chill. Why is it that everything that you do seems so wrong to her? She always makes you feel like standing in that intimidating courtroom box you see in movies, where the accused is trying to prove how innocent he is. The only difference is, you know the judgment would never be in your favour.

Casual Sex is a No-No

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Why is sex still a taboo for women? Alright, maybe it’s not, but why do they always have to make such a huge fuss over it, if it just happened, unplanned? A boy and a girl were alone somewhere,
the prospect of going all over each other was way too tempting and they gave into that temptation! And, they had the best time of their lives! Why do women freak out afterwards? Why the man is suddenly a villain?

PMS, What?

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That is THE excuse for a woman’s mood swings: her periods. Why the hell are they so cranky toward men in particular during this period? And how are you to be blamed? It is her menstrual cycle, why should you bear the brunt of it?

Back to their Bad Exes

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Now, that does not even qualify for the term ‘inviting trouble’! Women actually rekindle a terrible relationship they had earlier taken much pains to break free of. One of the woman’s accusations is that men can never change. Then what
in the world makes them believe that after just a few months, their ex-boyfriend would have miraculously transformed into a Gandhi-like persona?
There must certainly be a thousand other instances that must make you wonder why women are so crazy. Nobody knows the answer. So, the best thing for you to do is enjoy her company, live a sweet life with her and give her the space to live her crazy ways!

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